It is simply understood that you don’t visit my hometown of Kansas City and leave there without some of the city’s famous barbecue sauces — Jack Stack, Gates, Blues Hog, Rufus Teague and Smokin’ Guns — which is why when everybody else was semi-conscious from back-to-back feasts of smoked brisket, pulled pork and burnt ends, I announced I was going to the grocery.
“Do you know how to get there?”
I said sure, but I wasn’t really. My brother’s place is outside of the city along back roads of chip and seal, stretches of asphalt here and there and winding highways like Y that slide into other winding highways named YY. And no, you don’t call it Y-Y, you call it double Y.
My nephew announces that he would like to go along. My nephew can’t see. He wore glasses and contacts for a time to enhance what sight remained, then sight left him completely. He mostly keeps his eyes closed now. It’s probably been a decade since he has seen vague outlines of forms.
“Do you really know how to get there, Aunt Lori?” he asks, buckling his seatbelt.
“Sorta, kinda,” I say.
He chuckles. “Hang a right out of the driveway.”
Everything in the country wears thick layers of gray dust courtesy of the clouds that cars and trucks kick up as they barrel down the road. But a noisy rain has passed through this afternoon. The land and vegetation, freshly showered, are so green and lush you suspect wet paint on everything in sight.
“We’ll pass some pipes up the road. After that, turn right.”
Seconds later, we pass large white and red pipes, the sort used for drainage.
“Pretty sky,” I say. “It looks like orange and lemon sherbet all swirled together.”
“Nice,” he says.
“What’s with the house with 15 trucks out front?” I ask.
“On my right? Yeah, I don’t know what’s up.”
Around a curve and on a straightaway are a small herd of goats in a low-lying pasture.
“They’re fainting goats,” he says.
He has a phenomenal memory and uncanny sense of place and direction.
We approach the edge of town and he asks if I see duplexes at the exact moment we drive by some. “One of my good friends used to live there,” he says. “Turn by the Quick Trip up ahead.”
“There’s a road before it and a road after it,” I say.
“Turn after, not before.”
We’re in the business center now. He names all the big box stores as we pass them, correctly and in sequence.
We leave the grocery with bottles of barbeque sauce jostling in plastic bags stretched thin.
“Want to take a different way home?” he asks with a grin.
“Go down to the end of the lot and turn right. When my friend Phillip and I take this road we can get from my house to the Arby’s parking lot in 10 minutes.” He laughs and slaps his leg.
The sun throws its last long rays of golden light across a field of wheat. The clouds and the sky are a mosaic of color so beautiful as to be distracting. It’s good to have a guide.
Lori Borgman is a columnist, author and speaker. Reach her at [email protected]